:09:00
Put that on the teletype
to Atlanta.
:09:02
Jawohl.
:09:02
And take your gum.
:09:04
Jawohl.
:09:11
Nice to see you again,
Comrade Mishkin.
:09:13
Hey, Mishkin.
:09:14
Ah, Mr. MacNamara...
:09:16
I would like to present
Commissar Peripetchikoff...
:09:18
Chairman of our
Trade Commission...
:09:19
and Comrade Borodenko...
:09:21
from the Soft Drinks
Secretariat.
:09:23
Sit down.
:09:25
Sit down, boys.
:09:26
We have no objection.
:09:27
Cigarettes? Cigars?
:09:28
Here. Take one of these.
:09:30
Thanks.
:09:31
Made in Havana.
:09:32
We have trade agreement
with Cuba.
:09:34
They send us cigars,
we send them rockets.
:09:36
Good thinking.
:09:37
Now, I understand
from Comrade Mishkin...
:09:38
that you guys are very keen...
:09:39
on getting Coca-Cola
into Russia.
:09:41
He is totally wrong.
:09:42
I did not say we are keen.
:09:44
I said we are mildly interested.
:09:46
Nevertheless...
:09:49
Comrade Mishkin suggested we
start with 6 bottling plants...
:09:51
Moscow, Leningrad,
Stalingrad, Kiev...
:09:55
You know something?
You guys got cheated.
:09:57
This is a pretty crummy cigar.
:09:59
Do not worry.
:10:00
We send them
pretty crummy rockets.
:10:07
As I was saying, six plants...
:10:09
Moscow, Leningrad, Stalingrad...
:10:11
Kiev, Kharkov, and Minsk, right?
:10:13
Totally wrong.
:10:14
I never mentioned Minsk.
:10:15
I said Pinsk.
:10:16
All right.
Pinsk is in. Minsk is out.
:10:18
Next, our contract will contain
the usual provisions.
:10:20
We supply the syrup,
you do the bottling.
:10:22
Certainly not.
:10:23
We make our own syrup.
You supply the formula.
:10:26
Forget it, gentlemen.
:10:27
That formula
stays in our vaults.
:10:29
We give it to you,
first thing we know...
:10:30
the Chinese Communists
will have it.
:10:31
No formula, no deal.
:10:34
OK. No deal.
:10:36
We do not need you.
:10:37
If we want Coca-Cola,
we invent it ourselves.
:10:40
Oh, yeah?
:10:41
In 1956, you flew
a bottle of Coke...
:10:43
to a secret
laboratory in Sverdlovsk.
:10:45
A dozen of your top chemists...
:10:46
went nuts trying to analyze
the ingredients, right?
:10:48
No comment.
:10:50
And in 1958, you planted
two undercover agents...
:10:52
in our home office in Atlanta
to steal the formula...
:10:54
and what happened?
:10:55
They both defected...
:10:57
and now they're successful
businessmen in Florida...
:10:59
packaging
instant borscht, right?