:10:00
We send them
pretty crummy rockets.
:10:07
As I was saying, six plants...
:10:09
Moscow, Leningrad, Stalingrad...
:10:11
Kiev, Kharkov, and Minsk, right?
:10:13
Totally wrong.
:10:14
I never mentioned Minsk.
:10:15
I said Pinsk.
:10:16
All right.
Pinsk is in. Minsk is out.
:10:18
Next, our contract will contain
the usual provisions.
:10:20
We supply the syrup,
you do the bottling.
:10:22
Certainly not.
:10:23
We make our own syrup.
You supply the formula.
:10:26
Forget it, gentlemen.
:10:27
That formula
stays in our vaults.
:10:29
We give it to you,
first thing we know...
:10:30
the Chinese Communists
will have it.
:10:31
No formula, no deal.
:10:34
OK. No deal.
:10:36
We do not need you.
:10:37
If we want Coca-Cola,
we invent it ourselves.
:10:40
Oh, yeah?
:10:41
In 1956, you flew
a bottle of Coke...
:10:43
to a secret
laboratory in Sverdlovsk.
:10:45
A dozen of your top chemists...
:10:46
went nuts trying to analyze
the ingredients, right?
:10:48
No comment.
:10:50
And in 1958, you planted
two undercover agents...
:10:52
in our home office in Atlanta
to steal the formula...
:10:54
and what happened?
:10:55
They both defected...
:10:57
and now they're successful
businessmen in Florida...
:10:59
packaging
instant borscht, right?
:11:01
No comment.
:11:02
Last year, you put out
a cockamamie imitation...
:11:04
Kremlin Cola.
:11:06
You tried it out in
the satellite countries...
:11:07
but even the Albanians
wouldn't drink it.
:11:09
They used it
for sheep-dip, right?
:11:11
No comment.
:11:13
So either get down to business
or get off the pot.
:11:16
My dear American friend...
:11:17
if we are to live together
in peaceful coexistence...
:11:20
there must be a certain amount
of give-and-take.
:11:22
Oh, sure.
We give, and you take.
:11:23
What is the matter?
You do not trust us?
:11:26
No comment.
:11:27
If you do not mind,
we'll have a little conference.
:11:30
Help yourself.
:11:48
What is this?
:11:52
My employees gave it to me...
:11:53
on the tenth anniversary
of the Berlin Airlift.
:11:55
Comrades,
are we going to stand here...
:11:58
and listen to this
cheap propaganda?