:11:01
No comment.
:11:02
Last year, you put out
a cockamamie imitation...
:11:04
Kremlin Cola.
:11:06
You tried it out in
the satellite countries...
:11:07
but even the Albanians
wouldn't drink it.
:11:09
They used it
for sheep-dip, right?
:11:11
No comment.
:11:13
So either get down to business
or get off the pot.
:11:16
My dear American friend...
:11:17
if we are to live together
in peaceful coexistence...
:11:20
there must be a certain amount
of give-and-take.
:11:22
Oh, sure.
We give, and you take.
:11:23
What is the matter?
You do not trust us?
:11:26
No comment.
:11:27
If you do not mind,
we'll have a little conference.
:11:30
Help yourself.
:11:48
What is this?
:11:52
My employees gave it to me...
:11:53
on the tenth anniversary
of the Berlin Airlift.
:11:55
Comrades,
are we going to stand here...
:11:58
and listen to this
cheap propaganda?
:12:00
Relax, Boris.
:12:02
While they're putting
Uncle Sam in cuckoo clocks...
:12:04
we will put
Soviet cosmonaut on moon.
:12:07
OK. So you guys may be the first
to shoot a man to the moon...
:12:09
but if he wants
a Coke on the way...
:12:11
you'll have to come to us.
:12:20
All right.
We agree in principle.
:12:22
You supply the syrup.
:12:23
Next, the deal will be set up
on a royalty basis.
:12:26
Royalty?
:12:27
In Russia,
we do not have royalty...
:12:29
not since we liquidate
the Czar.
:12:31
Nevertheless, you'll pay us
a percentage of the gross.
:12:33
- Money?
- Dollars.
:12:34
Instead of dollars, you would
accept three-week tour...
:12:37
of Bolshoi Ballet.
:12:38
Please. No culture, just cash.
:12:40
The ugly American.
:12:44
Next, once the plants are up...
:12:45
we reserve the right
of inspection.
:12:47
Of course, and we reserve
the right to veto.
:12:49
Our inspections will be
entitled to...
:12:50
- We veto it.
- I thought so.
:12:52
Forget details.
:12:54
You will draw up
temporary agreement...
:12:55
we will submit to Moscow.
:12:56
And I'll have to consult
with Atlanta, Georgia.
:12:58
When will papers be ready?
:12:59
I'll put my secretary
right to work on it.