:13:01
Your secretary?
She's that blond lady?
:13:03
That's the one.
:13:07
You will send papers
to East Berlin...
:13:09
with blond lady in triplicate.
:13:10
You want the papers
in triplicate...
:13:12
or the blond in triplicate?
:13:13
See what you can do.
:13:14
We are staying
at the Grand Hotel Potemkin.
:13:16
OK. Now, how about
a little vodka and Coke?
:13:18
No, thank you.
:13:19
We have emergency meeting
with Swiss trade delegation.
:13:22
They sent us
twenty carloads of cheese.
:13:25
Totally unacceptable.
Full of holes.
:13:27
Good-bye.
:13:29
See you around the campus.
:13:46
Ring a ding ding.
:13:58
What is it, Schlemmer?
:13:59
It is the overseas operator.
:14:00
You are to stand by for a call
from Atlanta, Georgia.
:14:03
Atlanta? They must
have gotten my teletype.
:14:05
I bet they're all worked up
about the Russian deal.
:14:07
- It went good?
- Good?
:14:08
Look at this, Schlemmer.
:14:09
All virgin territory...
:14:11
300 million thirsty comrades...
:14:13
Volga boatmen and Cossacks...
:14:14
Ukrainians
and Outer Mongolians...
:14:16
panting for the pause
that refreshes.
:14:18
Do you realize what it means
if I could put this across?
:14:21
Your stock, it will go up.
:14:22
I'll go up
to the number-one job...
:14:24
head of all
European operations...
:14:25
headquarters in London.
:14:27
May I be the first
to congratulate you?
:14:28
I should have had
that job five years ago.
:14:30
I was all set for it...
:14:31
even bought myself
an umbrella...
:14:32
but I got loused up
by Benny Goodman.
:14:35
Benny Goodman?
:14:36
I was in charge
of the whole Middle East...
:14:38
nine countries, fifteen bottling
plants, all facing Mecca.
:14:42
Goodman and his band
were coming through...
:14:43
on a goodwill tour
for the State Department.
:14:46
30,000 people showed up
at the concert...
:14:48
but Benny didn't
because his plane was delayed...
:14:50
by a sandstorm,
so the mob rioted...
:14:52
and marched
on the American embassy...
:14:54
so the police
turned them back...
:14:55
so they burned down
the Coca-Cola plant.
:14:58
You know it.
:14:59
There was a big rhubarb
at the home office...