:14:00
You are to stand by for a call
from Atlanta, Georgia.
:14:03
Atlanta? They must
have gotten my teletype.
:14:05
I bet they're all worked up
about the Russian deal.
:14:07
- It went good?
- Good?
:14:08
Look at this, Schlemmer.
:14:09
All virgin territory...
:14:11
300 million thirsty comrades...
:14:13
Volga boatmen and Cossacks...
:14:14
Ukrainians
and Outer Mongolians...
:14:16
panting for the pause
that refreshes.
:14:18
Do you realize what it means
if I could put this across?
:14:21
Your stock, it will go up.
:14:22
I'll go up
to the number-one job...
:14:24
head of all
European operations...
:14:25
headquarters in London.
:14:27
May I be the first
to congratulate you?
:14:28
I should have had
that job five years ago.
:14:30
I was all set for it...
:14:31
even bought myself
an umbrella...
:14:32
but I got loused up
by Benny Goodman.
:14:35
Benny Goodman?
:14:36
I was in charge
of the whole Middle East...
:14:38
nine countries, fifteen bottling
plants, all facing Mecca.
:14:42
Goodman and his band
were coming through...
:14:43
on a goodwill tour
for the State Department.
:14:46
30,000 people showed up
at the concert...
:14:48
but Benny didn't
because his plane was delayed...
:14:50
by a sandstorm,
so the mob rioted...
:14:52
and marched
on the American embassy...
:14:54
so the police
turned them back...
:14:55
so they burned down
the Coca-Cola plant.
:14:58
You know it.
:14:59
There was a big rhubarb
at the home office...
:15:00
and suddenly,
I was in the doghouse...
:15:02
exiled to South America...
:15:04
schlepping that syrup
over the Andes...
:15:06
on llamas yet...
:15:07
while a bunch
of crew-cut kids...
:15:08
were being promoted
over my head!
:15:10
But you're in Berlin now.
:15:11
This is not the doghouse.
:15:12
Yeah. I used to
have nine countries.
:15:14
Now I've got half a city,
and that may blow up any day...
:15:17
but MacNamara rides again!
:15:20
I'll be
the white-haired boy now.
:15:22
I'm going all the way!
:15:23
Yes? It's Atlanta.
:15:26
Hello? Hello?
Mr. Hazeltine?
:15:28
Yes, I can hear you.
:15:29
I'm fine, Mr. Hazeltine.
How are you?
:15:31
Well, if you must know,
I'm miserable.
:15:33
Those damn magnolias
are in bloom again...
:15:35
and so is my hay fever.
:15:36
MacNamara, there's
something important...
:15:38
I'd like to discuss with you.
:15:40
I thought you would,
Mr. Hazeltine.
:15:42
You got my teletype?
:15:43
It's right here in front of me.
:15:44
Those figures from May
are not bad...
:15:46
not bad at all.
:15:47
Thank you, sir.
:15:48
And how about the Russian deal?
:15:49
Napoleon blew it,
Hitler blew it...
:15:51
but Coca-Cola's
gonna pull it off.
:15:53
Forget it, MacNamara.
Forget it.
:15:55
We are not interested
in doing business...
:15:57
behind the Iron Curtain.
:15:58
We're not interested
in the Russian market?