1:10:00
Looks bad, doesn't it?
1:10:01
But it's a good thing
I like you kids.
1:10:02
I'm gonna help you...
1:10:03
if idiot-boy here
will cooperate.
1:10:05
You go to hell!
1:10:06
Long distance.
1:10:08
Mr. Hazeltine
calling from London.
1:10:11
London? The bloodhounds
are closing in.
1:10:15
Hello? Yes, Mr. Hazeltine.
This is MacNamara.
1:10:17
MacNamara, I'm gonna
have your head for this.
1:10:19
What do you mean, for what?
1:10:21
We get off
at the London airport...
1:10:22
to change planes...
1:10:23
and there's this telegram
waiting for me.
1:10:24
"Congratulations. You're
going to be a grandfather.
1:10:28
Signed, MacNamara."
Is this your idea of a joke?
1:10:30
No, it's not my idea of a joke.
1:10:32
Did somebody send
a telegram to your father?
1:10:34
Yes, Mrs. MacNamara.
1:10:37
Oh, she did.
1:10:38
Yes, it's true.
1:10:40
We didn't want you
to be too surprised...
1:10:41
when you got here.
1:10:43
MacNamara, I send you
a sweet, pure, innocent girl...
1:10:45
who isn't even
eighteen yet, and...
1:10:48
What?
1:10:50
It's all right, Melanie.
She's married.
1:10:52
Oh, thank heaven.
1:10:53
Wait a minute, MacNamara!
Not so fast!
1:10:55
Just exactly who
is she married to?
1:10:58
I wouldn't worry about it.
1:11:00
He's a wonderful boy...
handsome, cultured...
1:11:03
comes from one
of the best families in Europe.
1:11:05
You'll be crazy about him.
1:11:07
We'll bring him along
to the airport with us.
1:11:09
Happy landing.
1:11:11
Schlemmer!
1:11:12
What are you up to now?
1:11:13
All those lies.
You can't fool Daddy that easy.
1:11:16
I didn't say it was
gonna be easy...
1:11:17
but we sure can try.
1:11:18
Try what?
1:11:19
We're gonna turn this crumb bum
into a perfect son-in-law...
1:11:22
and we've got exactly
three hours and two minutes...
1:11:24
to do it in.
1:11:25
Oh, I get it. Isn't he clever?
1:11:27
Schlemmer!
1:11:28
I categorically refuse!
1:11:30
Sorry, sir.
1:11:31
I had difficulty
getting out of the girdle.
1:11:32
Schlemmer, I want all
those people out there...
1:11:34
to drop everything
and stand by for orders.
1:11:36
General alarm,
complete mobilization.
1:11:38
Like the good old days.
Yes, sir.
1:11:41
I will not be a party
to this scheme.
1:11:43
- Lf you don't love your wife.
- I worship her!
1:11:45
You know there's nothing
I wouldn't do for you...
1:11:47
but I will not
compromise my principles!
1:11:49
And I'd do anything for you...
1:11:51
even if we had
to starve together...
1:11:53
but we can't ask the baby
to starve, not at his age!
1:11:56
You're upsetting your wife.
Think of her condition.
1:11:58
I will not be turned
into a capitalist!