Pocketful of Miracles

But there's that pocketful of miracles
And with my pocketful of miracles
The world's a bright and shiny apple
That's mine, all mine
Dude sent word he wants me.
On top of everything else,
this one shows up.

All right. You got 14 fifths of Scotch...
Just sit down, Annie. Five of the bourbon...

You know, Joy Boy, this morning was
the first time I ever been to a funeral.

- Do you believe there's a life after?
- Five of the gin and...

Why are you sittin' there like a dummy?
Why don't you write it down?

If I could write I'd be in the navy.
Where's the Dude?
What is it with you?
You can't wait 12 seconds?

You got an appointment
at the beauty parlour with that mop?

Here, give me that. I'll write, you count.
If I could count I'd be in the army.
Why don't you laugh? It's funny.
If I could laugh I wouldn't have heartburn.
Wanna know why Rudy Martin
was found in the river? There it is.

50 G's worth of I.O.Thems
to the gambling boys. Hello, Annie.

There's a note. "Thanks for everything.
Take care of my baby Queenie."

- What's "baby Queenie"?
- Maybe he left you a horse.

- There's a Queenie running at Hialeah.
- That's right. Hey, Powder!

- Thanks a lot. You did a good job in there.
- For you, Dude, any time, boy.

Annie, is that the biggest apple you got?
I need a triple shot of luck today.

This apple'll make
the birds sing for you again.

I tell you, kid, you get another sucker
like my boss, you can retire altogether.

This could only happen
to a smart guy like you.

There's a man who owns a joint,
gets knocked off owing you $20,000.