1:14:02
Mr. Swine...
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...what does an actor-manager...
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...do with his spare time
in a small town like this?
1:14:10
Well, I don't have much spare time, but...
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...l swim, play tennis, lift weights.
1:14:16
Gets rid of the excess energy.
1:14:18
What do you do with your excess energy?
1:14:22
Well, we do a lot of things
with my excess energy.
1:14:25
One of the things we do a lot of is judo.
1:14:27
-Did you ever hear about that?
-Judo!
1:14:30
Yes, I've heard about it.
1:14:32
You do judo with the lady?
1:14:34
Yes, she's a yellow belt, I'm a green belt,
that's the way nature made it.
1:14:38
What happens is she throws me
all over the place.
1:14:41
She throws you?
1:14:42
What she does, she gets me in a sort
of thing called a sweeping-ankle throw.
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She sweeps my ankles from under me.
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-I go down with one hell of a bang.
-Doesn't it hurt?
1:14:51
I lay there in pain but I love it.
I really love it.
1:14:54
I lay hovering between consciousness
and unconsciousness. It's the greatest.
1:15:03
Wow!
1:15:04
This looks swank.
1:15:10
-See you later.
-Okay.
1:15:14
Good evening.
1:15:15
Good evening, sir. Can I help you?
1:15:17
Yes, I'd like a room with a bath,
or, rather, two rooms with baths.
1:15:20
Did you have a reservation, Mr...?
1:15:22
Humbert is the name.
No, I have no reservation.
1:15:25
Well, I'm afraid it'll be impossible
to accommodate you.
1:15:28
This convention's got us tied up in knots.
1:15:30
Is it just you and the girl?
1:15:32
Yes. I would like you to accommodate us
because we're very tired.
1:15:35
Mr. Potts!
1:15:37
Yes, Mr. Swine?
1:15:38
What about Captain Love? Has he called?
1:15:40
He's cancelled his reservation.
1:15:43
Well, I could give you 242.
It's a lovely room...
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...but it's only got one bed.
1:15:49
Well, perhaps you could find a folding bed
or a camp bed.
1:15:53
Potts, do we have any cots?
1:15:55
No, the troopers have snapped them all up.
1:15:57
I'm sure you'll find one room satisfactory.
Our double beds are really triple.