1:23:02
Just get one thing straight.
1:23:03
l ain't interested
in any lousy $200 raise.
1:23:06
You wanna know
what you can do with your job--
1:23:08
Please, Steve.
Even if he wants to know,
1:23:10
- l don't wanna know.
- What?
1:23:13
How much?
1:23:15
- Well, that's a little more like it.
- How much?
1:23:18
- Reprint rights?
- How much?
1:23:19
Transportation back to New York?
1:23:21
First class.
1:23:24
Bertram, you are
the salt of the earth.
1:23:26
They don't make them
like you anymore.
1:23:28
When they made you,
they broke the mold.
1:23:31
Good thing too.
1:23:33
Neat.
1:23:35
Yeah. Well, thank you,
dear employer, and good night.
1:23:41
- How much?
- Come on. Grab your coat.
1:23:43
We're gonna paint the town,
buy the Eiffel Tower.
1:23:46
- All right.
- Your chapeau, garçon.
1:23:48
- Merci.
- My jacket, garçon.
1:23:50
- Mais oui.
- My coat, garçon.
1:23:51
- Oui, mais.
- Your cape, mon capitaine.
1:23:53
Mon général.
1:23:56
l'm ticklish.
1:23:57
And now the meeting
will adjourn to the nearest saloon.
1:24:03
Aspirin?
1:24:09
Set them up for everybody!
Labor has triumphed over capital.
1:24:12
The revolution,
mon capitaine, is successful.
1:24:15
And once more the guillotine
is busy in the Place de la Concorde,
1:24:18
chopping the rear fenders
from the Cadillacs.
1:24:22
- A boire pour tout le monde.
- l'll have a Dr. Pepper.
1:24:24
Bourbon.
Bergner, come on, join the party.
1:24:27
l got my job back.
Heading back for New York tomorrow.
1:24:29
They might have a parade for me
from the unemployment agency.
1:24:32
- Hurrah.
- Well, what's the matter with you?
1:24:34
Nothing, l just realized it's taken me
50 years to become a schnook.
1:24:38
- My brother-in-law made it in 20.
- You've been working too hard.
1:24:41
Nobody's got a right
to be miserable in Paris.
1:24:42
l'm an American. l got a right
to be miserable any place in the world.
1:24:46
l know what you need. A little female
companionship to cheer you up.
1:24:48
- Oh, no, no, no.
- No, l know this girl.
1:24:50
She's one of the best
cheerleaders in town.
1:24:52
Female companionship
is how l got this way.
1:24:54
Well, not this type, it's sure-fire.
1:24:58
Besides, l owe you a favor
for helping me out with the column,