lt's been two long years!
l guess l'm going to have to
stop calling you tomboy!

KATE: Becky.
- Mama! Oh, Mama!
- Oh, darling!

- l wasn't sure you'd be here.
- Oh, l've been here a few days.

Oh, Becky, l've bought you three
of the most beautiful dresses!

Oh, ma...
Uncle Drago! Ohh!
Did you bring your old uncle
a coming-home present?

- Sure did!
- What is it?

A mustache cup!
And what did you get me?

Prettiest palomino pony that
ever packed a saddle. Broke.

(Jake plays tuba)
Uncle Jake! Ohh!
What are you doing
with Mr. Douglas' tuba?

Oh, Mr. Douglas has a fat...
had a little accident.
You know, l brought you a whole
shipment of licorice sticks!

But now that l've seen
how much you've grown,

l think we better
exchange them...

for a couple of bolts
of dress goods, huh?

Thank you!
Oh, the mayor
was going to be here,

but he had to go
to the territorial capital...

on a horse theft matter.
But l'm going to
give his speech.

(Crowd cheering)
Oh, and don't worry
about the mayor.

l'm sure that he can find
the bill of sale for the horse.

(Crowd laughing)
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are here to welcome
the fairest...

What am l doing?
We are here
to welcome back...

the prettiest girl
that was ever born in McLintock,

or in any part
of the territory.

Now, this...
(Steam hissing)
MAN: Hey, Davey!
- Yeah?
- Got something for you!

Yard manager up at the junction
told me to let them ride,

so l locked them in here.
l've had my scalp
a long time,

and l aim to keep it!