Alfie
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:24:11
Now, about this little kid of mine,
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He turns out
to be a real quick ´un,

:24:15
And he don´t half love it
when I play games with him,

:24:19
Never wants his mother,
always asking for his father,

:24:23
Very soon, I find l´m getting quite
attached to him, Know what I mean?

:24:27
That´s something
I always guard against,

:24:30
Because sooner or later
that´s gonna bring you some pain,

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So if a bird ain´t got you one way,
she´s got you another,

:24:44
That´s the trouble.
:24:45
Once you get a kid in your life,
it ain´t your own.

:24:49
- Look at the things you have to do.
- Next, please.

:24:55
Well, you can´t be too careful,
not with hereditary.

:25:00
No smoking, please.
:25:05
Queer job for a bird,
photographing people´s insides.

:25:09
Chin on the top, please.
:25:15
Hands on hips. Shoulders forward.
:25:19
What´s she think I am,
a bleeding contortionist?

:25:22
Nice hands, though.
Firm but gentle. Know what I mean?

:25:26
- I wouldn´t mind her giving me a...
- Hold it.

:25:30
Next, they´II be taking pictures
of what you´re thinking.

:25:33
There´II be some X certificates
knocking around.

:25:49
Sorry l´m late. There was
a traffic jam at Piccadilly.

:25:51
It´s alright, you´re here now.
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I brought you some cherries.
:25:56
You shouldn´t have done.

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