- How tha goin' on?
- Not so bad.

Get one of these. Better than walkin'.
Only just. I could go
faster on a kid's scooter.

Tha knows what I always say; third-class
ridin's better than first-class walkin'.

Third-class ridin'? In that ramshack?
Ramshack? This is one of best models
t'dairy's got. Cheeky! Sithee tomorrow.

- Can only go 20 mile an hour, as it is.
- Tha's got too much rattle, thee.

"Desperate Dan is stronger than all,
but this opponent makes him fall."

"- Right! Where do you want to fight?
- Right here!"

"Down I go again!
What's making me fall?"

"Now's my chance to -
jump on his chest!"

"You won't catch me out this time,
you braggart!"

"A sock in the midriff
will settle your game!"

"What's this on my face?
Why, it's grease!"

"- Give me that tube back!
- That's how he kept making me slip!"

"He was squirting
invisible grease under my feet!"

"You dirty twister!
It's time somebody taught you a lesson!"