A Touch of Class
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:56:02
What do you know about sensitivity,
picking on a child?

:56:05
I did not. I'm sure she's a lovely girl.
A lovely fat girl with crooked teeth.

:56:09
- They're not crooked. Just overlapping.
- That's crooked.

:56:15
- This is ridiculous. Let's call a truce.
- Fine by me.

:56:20
You are extraordinary. I've never known
an adult who could be hurt so easily.

:56:24
- Do you come from a large family?
- Yes, I do.

:56:27
Lots of brothers and sisters?
There you are, then.

:56:30
Your mother spent too much time
with the others.

:56:32
Is this a seminar on family relations?
:56:34
You finish chopping up my daughter,
you start on my mother.

:56:37
It's a strange time
to start attacking someone's mother.

:56:40
- I wasn't attacking. I was talking.
- I don't call that talking.

:56:43
- Tearing up a lady who never did you harm.
- I don't believe this!

:56:47
She was a marvelous woman.
And I'll tell you this:

:56:49
We weren't the richest kids,
but I never went to school in a dirty shirt.

:56:53
Dear God!
:56:55
Polio shots.
First electric blanket on the block.

:56:58
Great food in the winter.
:57:00
You lie there and hack away
at a woman like that.

:57:02
Suddenly, I'm in bed with your mother.
:57:06
In bed with my mother?
:57:08
That's the most disgusting thing
I've ever heard in my life.

:57:11
- What are you doing now?
- I'm leaving the sanatorium.

:57:14
I've had enough therapy.
:57:16
- I'm going back to London, tonight.
- It'll do us both the world of good.

:57:20
You bet your ass.
What a washout this has been.

:57:24
I'm gonna press it in my book of memories.
:57:26
You should have been a worm.
A cestode worm. You know why?

:57:30
Because it has a complete set
of male and female sexual organs...

:57:34
...in each of its 100 sections,
and spends its life copulating with itself.

:57:39
Wouldn't that be lovely? You could've
taken you away for a weekend.

:57:42
You'd have had you all to yourself.
And all those questions.

:57:45
"Was I good? You were wonderful.
Did the earth move? The house collapsed.

:57:49
"Am I manly?
No, but you're a great worm."

:57:52
You missed your profession: A worm.
:57:54
Crawling and humping its way through life,
and badly.

:57:57
Thank you.

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