:57:00
You lie there and hack away
at a woman like that.
:57:02
Suddenly, I'm in bed with your mother.
:57:06
In bed with my mother?
:57:08
That's the most disgusting thing
I've ever heard in my life.
:57:11
- What are you doing now?
- I'm leaving the sanatorium.
:57:14
I've had enough therapy.
:57:16
- I'm going back to London, tonight.
- It'll do us both the world of good.
:57:20
You bet your ass.
What a washout this has been.
:57:24
I'm gonna press it in my book of memories.
:57:26
You should have been a worm.
A cestode worm. You know why?
:57:30
Because it has a complete set
of male and female sexual organs...
:57:34
...in each of its 100 sections,
and spends its life copulating with itself.
:57:39
Wouldn't that be lovely? You could've
taken you away for a weekend.
:57:42
You'd have had you all to yourself.
And all those questions.
:57:45
"Was I good? You were wonderful.
Did the earth move? The house collapsed.
:57:49
"Am I manly?
No, but you're a great worm."
:57:52
You missed your profession: A worm.
:57:54
Crawling and humping its way through life,
and badly.
:57:57
Thank you.
:58:00
- Where are you going?
- London. It's where I live.
:58:02
You can leave tomorrow.
:58:04
I've had this place with or without you,
and even if we must go together...
:58:07
...I am going home to my thin children,
with their straight teeth.
:58:10
You can go tomorrow.
:58:12
- I am going now!
- All right. Okay.
:58:16
But I don't want to hear one more word
out of you ever. Is that understood?
:58:20
Perfectly. So listen very clearly,
because this is the last thing I will say:
:58:24
Make a reservation.
:58:26
Not necessary.
:58:28
And if you're not downstairs in 10 minutes,
I'm leaving without you.
:58:32
You can stay here and find another worm,
and hold another seminar.
:58:51
- Can I help you, sir?
- Flight 826 to London.
:58:53
- Two tickets, please.
- Flight 826 to London is full.
:58:56
- Flight 826 to London is never full.
- It is tonight, sir.
:58:59
- When did the last two tickets go?
- Just a few moments ago.