:34:00
You come in here with
out-of-money look in your face.
:34:03
Look like you got hit in
the head with a foul pitch...
:34:06
and you want to sell me this.
:34:08
But with inflation, the value
of a dollar going down...
:34:10
my expenses skyrocketing...
:34:12
Why, even this week, the price
of a decent circumcision...
:34:16
something I shudder
to think about.
:34:18
I agree with you there...
:34:19
but what's that got to do
with my toilet seat?
:34:25
That's the point, my friend.
:34:28
My old seder
used to say to me...
:34:30
"Morris, take a pickle.
It's made for eating."
:34:34
The thing you're holding
is made for shitting.
:34:37
It's simple logic.
:34:39
You could even be a Rockefeller.
:34:40
It's tough to find
a good pickle.
:34:46
Socioeconomically speaking,
you're absolutely correct, but--
:34:50
Look, Fritz...
:34:52
the pickles are beginning
to get to me.
:34:54
And these days, a soft stool
is too important to me...
:34:57
for something to quibble,
so I'll make you a deal.
:35:00
Tell you what I'm going to do.
:35:02
You give me the seat,
I'll trade for you a bargain.
:35:09
Where did you get this thing?
:35:13
Questions--youth,
all the time, questions.
:35:16
Nowadays people
don't know an opportunity...
:35:19
when it smacks them
upside of the face.
:35:21
I think I've been screwed.
:35:22
With that, you could be
the next man on the moon.
:35:25
Fuck the moon.
I been further than that once.
:35:27
That's no big deal.
I'd rather take a shit.
:35:29
So would l.
Give me the seat.
:35:31
I'm going to hit you
on the top of the head.
:35:32
This should cure you.
Here we go. I say heal!
:35:35
Heal, Mr. Cobbs, heal!
:35:37
Through the power vested
in me by God, Jesus Christ...
:35:40
I'm going to heal you, Mr. Cobb.
:35:41
Hello, world.
:35:43
This is the event
mankind has been waiting for--
:35:46
the first man launched to Mars.
:35:49
Fritz, I got to tell you
something right out in front.
:35:52
If it wouldn't be
for this fucking cold...
:35:54
I'd be going
all the way to Mars with you.
:35:57
39 million miles--a drop kick.