The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
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Tell you what I'm going to do.
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You give me the seat,
I'll trade for you a bargain.

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Where did you get this thing?
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Questions--youth,
all the time, questions.

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Nowadays people
don't know an opportunity...

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when it smacks them
upside of the face.

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I think I've been screwed.
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With that, you could be
the next man on the moon.

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Fuck the moon.
I been further than that once.

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That's no big deal.
I'd rather take a shit.

:35:29
So would l.
Give me the seat.

:35:31
I'm going to hit you
on the top of the head.

:35:32
This should cure you.
Here we go. I say heal!

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Heal, Mr. Cobbs, heal!
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Through the power vested
in me by God, Jesus Christ...

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I'm going to heal you, Mr. Cobb.
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Hello, world.
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This is the event
mankind has been waiting for--

:35:46
the first man launched to Mars.
:35:49
Fritz, I got to tell you
something right out in front.

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If it wouldn't be
for this fucking cold...

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I'd be going
all the way to Mars with you.

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39 million miles--a drop kick.
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But the doc says
I can't fly with this cold.

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It's bad for the ears.
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He said something about me
popping a drum or something...

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I don't know.
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Jeez, I got to get
some more Binaca.

:36:12
Put that in my bring-ups,
will you?

:36:15
Fritz, you know
how I hate to bother you...

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when you're
getting near the pad...

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but we got to make a decision
on the Poli-Grip account.

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I can see you with
a package of five spots...

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for the Japanese
and Taiwan market.

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Incidentally,
the residuals will be unreal.

:36:28
It's eight million yen
for every thirteen-week cycle...

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and you don't
have to declare it.

:36:32
You know,
there's a whole cult...

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of denture-adhesive freaks
out there...

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just waiting for a leader.
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Some of them
still got their own teeth.

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Am I bothering you
with all this, Fritz?

:36:42
My God, Fritz,
I got to get some air in here.

:36:43
I feel myself slipping away.
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Now, I know
you're against charities...

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and benefits and freebies...
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but hear me out
on this one, Fritzie.

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There's a nationwide
charity telethon coming up...

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the first of next month...
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for the further development
of all-vegetable...

:36:57
organically-grown
polyunsaturated Preparation H--


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