The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
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But the doc says
I can't fly with this cold.

:36:02
It's bad for the ears.
:36:04
He said something about me
popping a drum or something...

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I don't know.
:36:10
Jeez, I got to get
some more Binaca.

:36:12
Put that in my bring-ups,
will you?

:36:15
Fritz, you know
how I hate to bother you...

:36:16
when you're
getting near the pad...

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but we got to make a decision
on the Poli-Grip account.

:36:21
I can see you with
a package of five spots...

:36:22
for the Japanese
and Taiwan market.

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Incidentally,
the residuals will be unreal.

:36:28
It's eight million yen
for every thirteen-week cycle...

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and you don't
have to declare it.

:36:32
You know,
there's a whole cult...

:36:34
of denture-adhesive freaks
out there...

:36:36
just waiting for a leader.
:36:37
Some of them
still got their own teeth.

:36:39
Am I bothering you
with all this, Fritz?

:36:42
My God, Fritz,
I got to get some air in here.

:36:43
I feel myself slipping away.
:36:46
Now, I know
you're against charities...

:36:47
and benefits and freebies...
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but hear me out
on this one, Fritzie.

:36:51
There's a nationwide
charity telethon coming up...

:36:53
the first of next month...
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for the further development
of all-vegetable...

:36:57
organically-grown
polyunsaturated Preparation H--

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with suntan oil.
:37:02
Jerry Lewis is going
to be there--everybody.

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And before you shut me off,
I got to tell you...

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the exposure will be
sensational for you.

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And we might even have
a spin-off...

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on a new movie
that's coming out...

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with Frankie Avalon
and Annette Funicello...

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called "Beach Ball Piles."
:37:18
Well, Fritz, I see
we arrived at the pad...

:37:21
so this will give you
some things to think about...

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on a 39-million mile trip.
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And remember, Fritz, sweetheart,
I'd be with you all the way...

:37:27
it wouldn't be
for this fucking cold.

:37:32
Hot damn.
That chick wouldn't look bad...

:37:34
holding up a Hershey's bar,
would she?

:37:38
With nuts.
:37:43
Ah, freedom of the press.
:37:46
Jeez, I feel sorry
for the poor slob.

:37:48
I wouldn't make that trip
with him with six points.

:37:50
Hey, Fritz, baby,
want to talk to Walter?

:37:53
Sure. Why not?
:37:54
Fritz, does being the first
to set foot on Mars--

:37:58
golly--kind of give you
goose bumps?


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