The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
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with suntan oil.
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Jerry Lewis is going
to be there--everybody.

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And before you shut me off,
I got to tell you...

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the exposure will be
sensational for you.

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And we might even have
a spin-off...

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on a new movie
that's coming out...

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with Frankie Avalon
and Annette Funicello...

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called "Beach Ball Piles."
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Well, Fritz, I see
we arrived at the pad...

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so this will give you
some things to think about...

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on a 39-million mile trip.
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And remember, Fritz, sweetheart,
I'd be with you all the way...

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it wouldn't be
for this fucking cold.

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Hot damn.
That chick wouldn't look bad...

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holding up a Hershey's bar,
would she?

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With nuts.
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Ah, freedom of the press.
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Jeez, I feel sorry
for the poor slob.

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I wouldn't make that trip
with him with six points.

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Hey, Fritz, baby,
want to talk to Walter?

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Sure. Why not?
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Fritz, does being the first
to set foot on Mars--

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golly--kind of give you
goose bumps?

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Ahem. Gentlemen,
I've been up and down...

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the four corners
of this big old world...

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and I've seen it all,
and I've done it all.

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I've fought many a good man
and laid many a good woman.

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And I've had riches, fame,
and adventure, too.

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Yes. I've stood
eyeball-to-eyeball with death...

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countless times
and never, never once squinted.

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Oh, I've tasted life
to the fullest...

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and still my tortured soul
cries out--more!

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More! Oh, shit!
God, can there be any more?

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How do it feel, Fritz?
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I mean,
Mars ain't around the corner.

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You're so right.
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Hey, would you like
to discuss this in private?

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Gee, you got
a lovely pair of eyes.

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In private?
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Sure. Listen, doll...
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I'd kind of like
to give you a break.

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You know,
kind of help pay back...

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for what my people
did to your people.

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Yeah? What kind of a break?
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Well, you know, an exclusive--
an inside story.

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Fritz, wait a second!
Wait! Come on, what about us?


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