The Return of the Pink Panther
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You 'ave a licence?
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Monsieur...?
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City ordinance 47B prohibits the playing
of any musical instrument in a public place

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for the purpose of commercial enterprise
without a licence.

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I don't understand.
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It is against the law for you to play
your musical instrument.

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- The law? You say it's against the law.
- Yes, unless you have a proper licence.

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- What kind of licence?
- A licence that permits

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the playing of any musical instrument
in a public place

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for the purpose of commercial enterprise.
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- Commercial enterprise?
- Yes.

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- You play and people give you the money.
- People give the monkey the money.

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- It is the same.
- Not at all, monsieur.

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I am a musician
and the monkey is a businessman.

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He doesn't tell me what to play.
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I don't tell him what to do with his money.
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Don't try to be funny with me!
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He is your meenkey,
therefore it's your money!

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He lives with me but he is not my monkey.
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I came home and I found him in the living
room. He pays for his room and board.

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Then the meenkey is breaking the law.
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But he doesn't play any musical instrument.
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City ordinance 132R prohibits the begging.
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How do you know so much
about the city ordinance?

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What sort of stupid question is that?
Are you blind?

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- Yes.
- Oh, I see, yes. Yes, of course.

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You happen to be talking to a police officer,
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and because I expect to be transferred
back to the detective division,

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I'll let you off with a warning.
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Thank you, monsieur.
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- You must get yourself a proper licence!
- First thing tomorrow.

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Try to do something
about your filthy meenkey.

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Oh, one moment!
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- Arretez!

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