The Return of the Pink Panther
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:17:01
I came home and I found him in the living
room. He pays for his room and board.

:17:06
Then the meenkey is breaking the law.
:17:09
But he doesn't play any musical instrument.
:17:13
City ordinance 132R prohibits the begging.
:17:17
How do you know so much
about the city ordinance?

:17:20
What sort of stupid question is that?
Are you blind?

:17:23
- Yes.
- Oh, I see, yes. Yes, of course.

:17:28
You happen to be talking to a police officer,
:17:31
and because I expect to be transferred
back to the detective division,

:17:36
I'll let you off with a warning.
:17:38
Thank you, monsieur.
:17:40
- You must get yourself a proper licence!
- First thing tomorrow.

:17:45
Try to do something
about your filthy meenkey.

:17:52
Oh, one moment!
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- Arretez!
:18:03
- Idiot!
- How could I know he was the bank manager?

:18:06
- Or that the bank was being robbed (!)
- Correct.

:18:09
What is correct?
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I did not know the bank was being robbed
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because I was engaged in my sworn duty
as a police officer.

:18:18
You didn't even arrest the old beggar.
:18:21
There was some question as to whether
he or his meenkey was breaking the law.

:18:25
- Meenkey?
- What?

:18:27
- You said meenkey!
- Correct. Chimpanzee meenkey.

:18:30
So I let them both off with a warning.
:18:33
The beggar was the lookout man
for the gang.

:18:36
Impossible. He was blind.
How can a blind man be a lookout?

:18:41
- How can an idiot be a policeman?
- Simple. All he has to do is to enlist...

:18:46
Shut up!
:18:49
- How do you know he was blind?
- Because he told me so.

:18:52
- He told you so. You believed him?
- I had no reason to doubt him.

:18:58
Do you believe me if I tell you that I'm not
going to get you suspended for six months?


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