Fun with Dick and Jane
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:19:00
He has the mind, soul and desires
of a woman imprisoned in a man's body.

:19:06
Now, what can I do for you, sir?
:19:14
- Thank you.
- Oh, God.

:19:17
Good night.
:19:19
Do you resent it that I got a job?
:19:21
Don't be silly.
:19:26
You shouldn't feel threatened...
:19:27
Look, I don't resent you getting a job.
I'm thrilled you got a job.

:19:31
I can tell by your shouting.
:19:33
I'm shouting because I've got
an interview at 9 in the morning...

:19:36
...about food stamps,
and I'd like to get some sleep.

:19:39
Or maybe, now that you've conquered
the business world, we don't need them.

:19:43
I thought you were going today
to get food stamps.

:19:46
Jane, you just don't get food stamps.
:19:49
You don't come in off the street
and say, "I'd like food stamps"...

:19:52
...and they give you some.
:19:53
It happens to be a very difficult
and complicated process.

:19:57
- I'm sure you can handle it, sweetie.
- I don't know.

:20:00
You getting this job
may have screwed up our eligibility.

:20:07
Spot, will you shut up.
:20:12
It's all politics, man. You don't
have to worry about it. Come on.

:20:29
Yeah. So?
:20:31
A guy comes to your house...
:20:32
Wait a second.
A guy comes to my house?

:20:35
He wants to see
where you got to cook...

:20:37
...and if you're telling the truth about
how many people you got living there.

:20:40
All right.
A guy comes to my house.

:20:42
First, you fill out the forms.
Tell him about the forms.

:20:44
What about the forms?
:20:46
Then, you get to buy vouchers,
which you take to a place that sells...

:20:51
Are they putting me on?
:20:52
Hey, you wanna know
how to get food stamps, right?

:20:55
We're trying to explain.
:20:56
What do you think,
it's dinner for two at Trader Vic's?


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