Fun with Dick and Jane
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:20:00
You getting this job
may have screwed up our eligibility.

:20:07
Spot, will you shut up.
:20:12
It's all politics, man. You don't
have to worry about it. Come on.

:20:29
Yeah. So?
:20:31
A guy comes to your house...
:20:32
Wait a second.
A guy comes to my house?

:20:35
He wants to see
where you got to cook...

:20:37
...and if you're telling the truth about
how many people you got living there.

:20:40
All right.
A guy comes to my house.

:20:42
First, you fill out the forms.
Tell him about the forms.

:20:44
What about the forms?
:20:46
Then, you get to buy vouchers,
which you take to a place that sells...

:20:51
Are they putting me on?
:20:52
Hey, you wanna know
how to get food stamps, right?

:20:55
We're trying to explain.
:20:56
What do you think,
it's dinner for two at Trader Vic's?

:21:00
All right. So after the visits
and after the forms, how much do I get?

:21:04
Excuse me. I'm going to explain.
:21:13
Now, you gonna put down
you got just one wife and one kid?

:21:15
Yeah. Any of you guys
got more than one wife?

:21:18
Give him the one wife and kid.
:21:20
One wife and one kid.
:21:23
And you're getting
your unemployment now, right?

:21:26
- How much do I get?
- You get 108 bucks worth a month.

:21:28
ImigraciĆ³n!
:21:31
Come on! Let's go!
:21:35
Something I said?
:21:36
No, just immigration police
coming in to check things out.

:21:43
Hey, Francisco,
dos cervezas, por favor.

:21:48
Okay, Poncho,
let's see your immigration card.

:21:51
Don't play games. Your card.
:21:53
Hey, he's an aerospace executive.
He sends people to the moon.

:21:56
Yeah, and I'm Flash Gordon.
Tarjeta de imigraciĆ³n.


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