How to Beat the High Co$t of Living
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:30:09
Sorry, Mrs. Houghton,
but your card's been canceled.

:30:15
What?
:30:16
Yeah. It's in the new book.
:30:18
Here, let me...
:30:19
Can't let you have it.
It's a $25 reward.

:30:22
Yeah.
:30:25
Mike, did I mention
that my husband's out of town?

:30:30
I heard he ran away
with his secretary.

:30:32
Yes.
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You know what that does
to a woman's confidence?

:30:36
No. But it sure does
lousy things to her credit.

:30:42
A girl needs
a strong, virile man...

:30:46
to help her get back
into the swing, you know?

:30:49
Mrs. Houghton,
I have no respect for a woman...

:30:53
who does it for money,
let alone gasoline.

:30:59
- How much do I owe you?
- 73 cents.

:31:01
I'll write you a check.
:31:07
I don't believe it!
:31:08
Mom threw you out
and moved a friend in?

:31:11
When?
:31:13
This afternoon.
1320 hours.

:31:16
What's his name?
:31:18
His name?
:31:22
His name is Shirley.
:31:25
Shirley Levine.
That's right.

:31:28
Your mother,
age 64, has joined...

:31:29
the Sun City
Gay Liberation movement.

:31:32
But that's impossible.
:31:37
All I ever remember Mom
telling me...

:31:39
was how much
she loved you...

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and that she would never
look at another man.

:31:44
Of course, she never did
mention another woman.

:31:49
What about you, Dad?
:31:51
Have you always been faithful?
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Oh, baby.
:31:55
Semper Fidelis.
"Ever Faithful."

:31:58
In the Marines or the bedroom.
36 years.


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