How to Beat the High Co$t of Living
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I'll write you a check.
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I don't believe it!
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Mom threw you out
and moved a friend in?

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When?
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This afternoon.
1320 hours.

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What's his name?
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His name?
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His name is Shirley.
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Shirley Levine.
That's right.

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Your mother,
age 64, has joined...

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the Sun City
Gay Liberation movement.

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But that's impossible.
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All I ever remember Mom
telling me...

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was how much
she loved you...

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and that she would never
look at another man.

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Of course, she never did
mention another woman.

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What about you, Dad?
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Have you always been faithful?
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Oh, baby.
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Semper Fidelis.
"Ever Faithful."

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In the Marines or the bedroom.
36 years.

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Where can I bunk
till this crazy broad...

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decides to go straight again?
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I know, Dad.
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There's a lovely Holiday Inn
right around the corner.

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Honey, come on, now.
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Give the old sarge
a second choice.

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Maybe you could stay here
with me and the kids.

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That's a great idea.
I'd be like a father.

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I'll teach them
everything I know.

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What's the battle plan?
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Remember that old couch
from Camp Pendleton...

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you gave me and Tom
when we got married?

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It's still in the den.
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Pendleton! Yeah.
Oh, do I remember that.

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Where are the blankets
and sheets?

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Hall closet, top shelf.
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Hall closet, top shelf!
Aye, aye, captain!

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Hey...
don't look so worried.

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It'll only be a little while.
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I'll stay out of your way.

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