First Monday in October

It's not because she's a woman.
I like women. My wife's a woman.

The bench will smell better
with a little perfume on it.

But Ruth Loomis?
How can you just let it ring?
A telephone has no constitutional
right to be answered.

Don't pay any attention to it.
It'll go away.

- I hear she plays tennis.
- Hitler played the harmonica.

Oh, she may not be so bad.
She's young.
We could use some young
blood around here.

And she isn't stupid.
Fix yourself a drink.
I just might do that.
Here she is now. Come in.
Is it true?
Jack Anderson's on the phone.
Either of you care
to say anything to him?

Ask him where I'm spending
my vacation next summer.

I don't know, but he probably does.
I'll just tell him neither of you
is available for comment.

How does a newspaperman like
Jack Anderson find out what happens

in the Oval Office so fast?
Simple. He's got a friend
in the Soviet Embassy.

And I'm ten minutes late.
Only one thing, Dan.
Before you consider resigning...

Who the hell is gonna resign?

You think I'd leave you here alone to
get sprayed down by the Lysol Lady

of Orange County?
If that holy junta at the White House
picked her

to replace Stanley Moorehead,
who in God's name do you suppose
they'd send up to take my seat?

Shirley Temple?