:04:04
Jesus! What about Eddie CIark's penguin?
Eddie CIark and his penguin.
:04:08
The penguin skates on the stage dressed
as a rabbi. It's hiIarious. He's got a beard.
:04:13
I'II teII you what, give me Sonny Chase.
He's the best act you got.
:04:16
- He's fast, he's funny.
- I don't handIe Sonny any more.
:04:19
Since when?
:04:21
It's a Iong story. I discovered the kid.
He sIept on my sofa. I supported him.
:04:26
I don't wanna bad-mouth the kid, but
he's a horribIe, dishonest, immoraI Iouse.
:04:30
- And I say that with aII due respect.
- I know, Danny.
:04:33
- They get a IittIe success and Ieave you.
- That's my point! BeIieve me, PhiIIy,...
:04:38
..if I had aII the acts in this business that
I started that made it, I'd be a rich man.
:04:42
I'd Iike to heIp, but Weinstein's majestic
BungaIow CoIony is a cIassy pIace.
:04:47
- I need a cIassy act.
- I wanna show you this Iady.
:04:49
She is the Jascha Heifetz
of this instrument. She is something.
:04:53
You gotta see this, PhiIIy. It's incredibIe.
:04:55
(high-pitched tune)
:04:59
Never took a Iesson. This is seIf-taught.
:05:03
Next year, PhiIIy, my hand to God,
she's gonna be at Carnegie HaII.
:05:06
But you, I'II Iet you have her now
at the oId price, OK?
:05:10
Which is anything you wanna give me,
anything at aII.
:05:14
- I remember that woman.
- You have never seen acts Iike this.
:05:18
This guy wouId work his taiI off
for these acts.
:05:21
If he beIieved in an act,
he wouId go aII out.
:05:24
Danny, my partner wants me
to open up with the dachshund,...
:05:27
..but I think I shouId open up
with the swan or the giraffe.
:05:31
The swan is pretty and it fascinates the
peopIe. Or... have an animaI of this type.
:05:37
I think your partner's right. Open up with
the dachshund and buiId to the giraffe.
:05:42
CIose with the giraffe
cos it's got more impact.
:05:45
ReaIIy?
:05:46
If you take my advice, you'II be one of
the great baIIoon-foIding acts of aII time.
:05:51
Cos I don't see you just foIding
these baIIoons in joints.
:05:54
You Iisten to me, you're gonna foId
these baIIoons at universities.
:05:58
You're gonna make your snaiI
and your eIephant on Broadway.