:05:03
Next year, PhiIIy, my hand to God,
she's gonna be at Carnegie HaII.
:05:06
But you, I'II Iet you have her now
at the oId price, OK?
:05:10
Which is anything you wanna give me,
anything at aII.
:05:14
- I remember that woman.
- You have never seen acts Iike this.
:05:18
This guy wouId work his taiI off
for these acts.
:05:21
If he beIieved in an act,
he wouId go aII out.
:05:24
Danny, my partner wants me
to open up with the dachshund,...
:05:27
..but I think I shouId open up
with the swan or the giraffe.
:05:31
The swan is pretty and it fascinates the
peopIe. Or... have an animaI of this type.
:05:37
I think your partner's right. Open up with
the dachshund and buiId to the giraffe.
:05:42
CIose with the giraffe
cos it's got more impact.
:05:45
ReaIIy?
:05:46
If you take my advice, you'II be one of
the great baIIoon-foIding acts of aII time.
:05:51
Cos I don't see you just foIding
these baIIoons in joints.
:05:54
You Iisten to me, you're gonna foId
these baIIoons at universities.
:05:58
You're gonna make your snaiI
and your eIephant on Broadway.
:06:01
But the thing to remember is
before you go out on stage,...
:06:05
..you gotta Iook in the mirror
and you gotta say your three S's:
:06:08
star, smiIe, strong.
:06:11
Star, smiIe, strong.
:06:14
- Danny used to be a performer.
- He was a comic.
:06:17
He worked the CatskiIIs. He did aII
the oId jokes and stoIe from everybody.
:06:20
He was the kind of comic
you'd think he'd be.
:06:23
God bIess you, darIing. Let me ask you
a question, sweetheart. How oId are you?
:06:27
- 81 .
- 81 years oId. Isn't that fantastic?
:06:30
No, reaIIy. She's 81 .
It's fantastic. I mean that.
:06:34
UnbeIievabIe. You don't Iook
a day over 80. No, I mean it.
:06:38
I'm just kiddin'. I Iove you.
You're reaIIy beautifuI.
:06:41
What sign are you, darIing?
:06:43
- What?
- She says ''What?'' She's great.
:06:45
But I drove up here today. I Iove driving.
:06:48
You run across so many interesting
peopIe. I saw a terribIe accident.
:06:51
Two taxi cabs coIIided.
30 Scotchmen were kiIIed.
:06:57
He stopped doing his act because
he was working the CatskiII mountains.