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But the thing to remember is
before you go out on stage,...
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..you gotta Iook in the mirror
and you gotta say your three S's:
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star, smiIe, strong.
:06:11
Star, smiIe, strong.
:06:14
- Danny used to be a performer.
- He was a comic.
:06:17
He worked the CatskiIIs. He did aII
the oId jokes and stoIe from everybody.
:06:20
He was the kind of comic
you'd think he'd be.
:06:23
God bIess you, darIing. Let me ask you
a question, sweetheart. How oId are you?
:06:27
- 81 .
- 81 years oId. Isn't that fantastic?
:06:30
No, reaIIy. She's 81 .
It's fantastic. I mean that.
:06:34
UnbeIievabIe. You don't Iook
a day over 80. No, I mean it.
:06:38
I'm just kiddin'. I Iove you.
You're reaIIy beautifuI.
:06:41
What sign are you, darIing?
:06:43
- What?
- She says ''What?'' She's great.
:06:45
But I drove up here today. I Iove driving.
:06:48
You run across so many interesting
peopIe. I saw a terribIe accident.
:06:51
Two taxi cabs coIIided.
30 Scotchmen were kiIIed.
:06:57
He stopped doing his act because
he was working the CatskiII mountains.
:07:01
Nobody in the audience
is under 80 years oId.
:07:04
He's on stage, doing his act,
two peopIe get heart attacks.
:07:07
So naturaIIy
he became a personaI manager.
:07:10
You can't do a good act,
you become a personaI manager.
:07:13
But his acts were so devoted.
They Ioved him.
:07:16
Where you gonna find
that kind of devotion today?
:07:19
The funniest Danny Rose story is the time
he's handIing a hypnotist. A hypnotist.
:07:24
He's got the guy working
the CatskiII mountains.
:07:27
The hypnotist brings up this
Jewish Iady and hypnotises her.
:07:30
Tessie! Tessie!
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- The body is warm. It's a good sign.
- Yes, that's a good sign.
:07:37
Tessie! Tessie!
:07:38
I promise you, if your wife
never wakes up again,...
:07:42
..I wiII take you to
any restaurant of your choice, OK?
:07:46
Do you Iike Chinese food?
:07:48
(laughter)
:07:53
AII right, you finished? Excuse me.
HoId it, hoId it. Are you finished?
:07:57
Are you finished? Because I have
the greatest Danny Rose story.