:31:05
[Metal Clattering]
:31:26
What a decent
night, huh?
It's my birthday.
:31:32
[Imitating Guitar]
~ You say it's your birthday ~
:31:35
~ It's my birthday too ~~
:31:37
~~ [Imitating Guitar]
Don't do that, okay?
:31:41
~ Hey, Jude ~~
Just stop it, okay?
:31:45
I mean, it's really been
a shitty birthday for me.
:31:47
No offense, but I don't need
a serenade right how.
:31:51
What's wrong? You didn't
get anything good, or...
:31:53
I didn't get shit.
Not even a "happy birthday."
:31:56
My whole family
just sort of blew it off.
:32:01
I'd freak if my family
forgot my birthday.
It's a brand-new year.
:32:04
I'm 16. Everything
should be platinum.
:32:07
I should be happy, right? Right?
Yeah.
:32:09
Well, I can't get happy.
:32:11
It is physically impossible
for me to get happy.
:32:17
Would you feel better if you
knew one of my secrets, or...
:32:20
Don't gross me out.
:32:22
No, we're not talking
gross here.
:32:25
No. It's...
It's just embarrassing.
:32:32
[Exhaling] This information
cannot leave this room, okay?
:32:36
It would devastate
my reputation as a dude.
:32:39
No problem.
:32:43
[Clears Throat]
:32:45
I've never bagged a babe.
:32:50
I'm not a stud.
:32:52
[Giggling]
:32:56
I got the rep
in sixth grade.
:32:58
And it, like,
it stuck with me.