:32:01
I'd freak if my family
forgot my birthday.
It's a brand-new year.
:32:04
I'm 16. Everything
should be platinum.
:32:07
I should be happy, right? Right?
Yeah.
:32:09
Well, I can't get happy.
:32:11
It is physically impossible
for me to get happy.
:32:17
Would you feel better if you
knew one of my secrets, or...
:32:20
Don't gross me out.
:32:22
No, we're not talking
gross here.
:32:25
No. It's...
It's just embarrassing.
:32:32
[Exhaling] This information
cannot leave this room, okay?
:32:36
It would devastate
my reputation as a dude.
:32:39
No problem.
:32:43
[Clears Throat]
:32:45
I've never bagged a babe.
:32:50
I'm not a stud.
:32:52
[Giggling]
:32:56
I got the rep
in sixth grade.
:32:58
And it, like,
it stuck with me.
:33:00
I'm still on hold.
:33:04
Look, I'd appreciate
you not laughing here, okay?
[Laughing]
:33:08
I'm sorry.
:33:11
That's not what I meant.
:33:15
I meant...
:33:18
Hey, time out,
junior.
[Horn Honking]
:33:22
[Exhales]
:33:23
Pardon me.
:33:30
It's okay.
:33:35
I meant that it's okay
that you did it once,
:33:38
but I didn't mean
for you to do it again!
:33:41
I'm sorry.
:33:44
[Sighing]
Sorry.
:33:48
You know,
just now I really felt
how much you like me.
:33:52
You're probably zoning in
on my brain waves or something.
:33:56
Well, not really.
I felt it on my leg.