Eddie Murphy Raw
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They'll get half your money,
your house, your car, alimony,

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child support and your children.
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You will be on the cover
of the Enquirer like this:

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So be careful!
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I started having nightmares.
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I was waking up in the middle
of the night like this: "Half!"

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Because I'm into American women.
I like American women.

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I got a friend
got a Japanese girlfriend.

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And Japanese women are
the most docile women on the planet.

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They're real... They're real timid,
timid, timid, timid women.

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I walked in the house
and his friend, Japanese girl,

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bowed to me when I walked in.
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I said, "What's wrong
with your wife's back and shit?"

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He said, "That's a Japanese thing.
They bow."

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And I was like,
"Miss, did you decorate the house?"

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She looked at her husband,
he did like this:

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"You may speak."
And she spoke.

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And I was like, "Now, that's
pussy control for you, there."

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You know, because I'm used
to American women saying:

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"You don't own me."
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"Hey, baby, where you going?"
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"Excuse me?"
"I said, where you going?"

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"You don't own me."
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"You my woman, ain't you?"
"I don't see no rings on these fingers.

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"Are you gonna put a ring
on this finger?

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"Well, I..."
"Then you don't own me then, OK?

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"I don't give a fuck
who you are or what you have, OK?

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"You got a whole lot of nerve,
come and ask me where I'm going.

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"I don't answer to my father,
I ain't gonna answer to no man.

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"Ain't no man gonna tell me
where I can go.

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"Who do you think you are?
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"To come and ask me where
I'm going? Nobody owns me.

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"I own myself.
I am my own person."

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And we hear all that shit,
then be, "OK."

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"Well, where you gonna be?"
"I'm gonna be where I'm at!

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"You don't own me!"
Well, you don't.

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You don't own your woman.
"You gonna put a ring on my finger?"

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That shuts you right up.
You say, "OK."

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I know you spend a lot of your money
on your woman.


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