:45:00
That's stupid.
You don't call someone crap.
:45:03
No, you step on crap.
You don't call it to a person.
:45:05
- You can step on crap. I know you can.
- Yes, but they can be full of shit.
He said.
:45:09
No, no. You see, you-you-you step
in shit. You can be full of crap.
:45:11
I'm pretty sure you can step in crap.
I once saw it in a French movie.
:45:15
How can some person look like a shit?
It impossible.
:45:18
I think... Okay, let's stop with the...
We can stop with the debate
on the great ca-ca right now.
:45:21
Let's try a very special situation.
Wilkie, somethin' special, okay?
You go into a restaurant, okay?
:45:25
A waitress comes up to you. You're, eh...
You're wearing your best new suit.
:45:28
She comes up, she spills soup
all over you, looks at you like...
:45:31
"Eh, I'm sorry.
What are you gonna do about it,
asshole?" What do you say to her?
:45:34
What would you say? They spilled
something on your pants. What would
they do? What would you do?
:45:40
I do nothing.
:45:45
Come on, Wilkie. It's cursing class.
You're gettin' a little pissed off.
What would you do?
:45:49
I just remain reticent.
:45:51
Okay, she goes in the kitchen, she gets
a knife, she starts stabbing you.
:45:54
She's stabbing you.
She's putting forks in you.
She's got spoons in your eyes, Wil.
:45:58
They're startin' to cut you with knives.
They're puttin' spoons in your eyes.
What would you do, Wil?
:46:02
- What would you do?
- I'm waiting to die.
:46:09
Mr Cronauer, we like your lessons
better than the book's.
:46:12
- When we play baseball?
- When you teaching us softball?
:46:14
Well, first we have to have
a little spring training, and when
I think you're ready, I'll try.
:46:17
- Where are you come from?
- Queens. Bayside, Queens.
:46:20
- What are Queens?
- Tall, thin men who like show tunes.
:46:23
No? Big men with moustaches
named Mary who wear mascara.
:46:32
Yeah, lakai!
:46:35
What is a lakai?
:46:39
Relax, already, crazy American.
:46:43
- I make a date with you
and Trinh tomorrow.
- You did?
:46:47
Nearby the larch tree, near Viet Hoa,
by the food and flower vendors where you
burn your mouth on the noodles.
:46:52
- Where's that?
- The noodles, remember?
:46:54
- When you burn your mouth.
- Oh, gosh, yeah.
- But I warn you: You not like it
when you get there.
:46:58
- You say it ridiculous.
- Why? That's the most
ridiculous thing I've ever heard.