:12:01
Young men, this is the first time I'm
hearing that you and my daughter had sex
:12:05
although now that I've been made aware,
:12:07
I'm tempted to bring her home
just so I can ship her off again.
:12:10
That little slut!
:12:12
How dare you?
:12:13
Tell me where she is!
:12:15
Why?
:12:16
So you can fly down to Mexico
and spring her from casa reforma?
:12:21
I love her.
:12:22
You stuck your penis in her.
:12:29
That's not love, believe me.
:12:32
If you didn't know about us,
then why is she in Mexico?
:12:34
That's a private family matter.
:12:36
I am her family.
:12:38
God! Poor thing.
:12:40
Do you really think
:12:42
that my daughter had deep
romantic feelings for you?
:12:46
Is that what you think?
:12:48
Now, I'm sure that you were a
fun and sweety perversion for her,
:12:52
but the truth is Quinn had a day and a half
:12:54
to get all of her ducks in
a row before going to Mexico.
:12:57
And she didn't call you.
:13:00
She didn't write or IM or
e-mail you either, did she?
:13:04
But I'll tell you what she did do.
:13:06
She downloaded 2000 songs into her i-pod
:13:09
and dyed her hair pink with black on the tips.
:13:12
Because all that Quinn cares about
:13:14
is Quinn.
:13:16
She takes after her father that way.
:13:22
Poor schmuck!
:13:26
Oh you poor schmuck, you just played wrong.
:13:30
That's a boat! Ah ah! Mark that!
:13:32
So wait, a boat is when
the four ends add up to 20?
:13:36
A boat is when I spank this boy's black ass
:13:38
for thinking he hold up with
his three switching bitches.
:13:41
Three switching bitches?
:13:42
That's 15 and a boat is 20.
:13:45
Stop fucking with her, she's
trying to learn the game.
:13:47
Then log off a hot agent chick
suck-ass and you teach her.
:13:51
I'm betting for rims on ebay.
:13:53
Just like a nigga to buy new Rolls Royce
bucket before he's even got a steering wheel.
:13:57
You can kiss my ass.
:13:59
I just put a steering wheel in there 2 days ago.