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:13:00
She didn't write or IM or
e-mail you either, did she?

:13:04
But I'll tell you what she did do.
:13:06
She downloaded 2000 songs into her i-pod
:13:09
and dyed her hair pink with black on the tips.
:13:12
Because all that Quinn cares about
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is Quinn.
:13:16
She takes after her father that way.
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Poor schmuck!
:13:26
Oh you poor schmuck, you just played wrong.
:13:30
That's a boat! Ah ah! Mark that!
:13:32
So wait, a boat is when
the four ends add up to 20?

:13:36
A boat is when I spank this boy's black ass
:13:38
for thinking he hold up with
his three switching bitches.

:13:41
Three switching bitches?
:13:42
That's 15 and a boat is 20.
:13:45
Stop fucking with her, she's
trying to learn the game.

:13:47
Then log off a hot agent chick
suck-ass and you teach her.

:13:51
I'm betting for rims on ebay.
:13:53
Just like a nigga to buy new Rolls Royce
bucket before he's even got a steering wheel.

:13:57
You can kiss my ass.
:13:59
I just put a steering wheel in there 2 days ago.
:14:01
Okay, well then.
:14:03
Tennis shoe, pimp.
:14:05
That's 2, honey, and break
out the peppermint lotion

:14:08
'cause you're going to massage my feet.
:14:12
What would you have gotten if you won?
:14:14
She was going to babysit.
:14:16
What am I gonna tell Rachel?
:14:17
Tell her the truth, baby.
:14:19
That you're a stanky foot-rubbing loser.
:14:22
I'll watch the kids.
:14:23
For nothing?
:14:24
It's his anniversary.
:14:25
Oh that's so sweet.
:14:27
How long have you been married?
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Since Rachel got big with Shayne
:14:29
and her daddy told Keyon he'd
all bun if he didn't do right.

:14:33
All bun?
:14:34
No hum... hotdog.
:14:38
You know, you need to pay
Vaneeta if she's gonna babysit.

:14:41
If this your business?
:14:42
Everything is my business!
:14:45
Speaking of business...
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Yes?
:14:48
I was wondering what your credit policy was.
:14:52
What you think?
:14:53
This ain't fucking Macy's.
You get what you pay for.

:14:56
Because I'm a little short this week.
:14:59
But hum...

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