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:14:01
Okay, well then.
:14:03
Tennis shoe, pimp.
:14:05
That's 2, honey, and break
out the peppermint lotion

:14:08
'cause you're going to massage my feet.
:14:12
What would you have gotten if you won?
:14:14
She was going to babysit.
:14:16
What am I gonna tell Rachel?
:14:17
Tell her the truth, baby.
:14:19
That you're a stanky foot-rubbing loser.
:14:22
I'll watch the kids.
:14:23
For nothing?
:14:24
It's his anniversary.
:14:25
Oh that's so sweet.
:14:27
How long have you been married?
:14:28
Since Rachel got big with Shayne
:14:29
and her daddy told Keyon he'd
all bun if he didn't do right.

:14:33
All bun?
:14:34
No hum... hotdog.
:14:38
You know, you need to pay
Vaneeta if she's gonna babysit.

:14:41
If this your business?
:14:42
Everything is my business!
:14:45
Speaking of business...
:14:47
Yes?
:14:48
I was wondering what your credit policy was.
:14:52
What you think?
:14:53
This ain't fucking Macy's.
You get what you pay for.

:14:56
Because I'm a little short this week.
:14:59
But hum...
:15:01
there are people waiting
:15:03
and I promise I'll come right back.
:15:05
I don't know. You bet your
sweet ass you'll come right back.

:15:07
You want weed on credit, you
gotta leave some collateral.

:15:10
You believe this girl?
:15:11
Like what?
:15:12
You got some nice shoes.
:15:13
What size you wearing?
:15:15
How much you need?
:15:16
An ounce, maybe two.
:15:18
Hell, no.
:15:18
Shoes ain't gonna cover that shit.
:15:21
How about I hold on to that
nice rock you're wearing?

:15:26
Alright, alright, I'm not unreasonable.
:15:30
Sentimental value and all that.
:15:33
Leave your car instead.
:15:35
My car?
:15:37
I'm leasing it.
:15:38
Then you're really gonna wanna
get it back then, aren't you?

:15:41
How am I gonna get home?
:15:43
Take Conrad's bucket.
:15:47
White lady in the hooptie.
You gotta let me get a picture.

:15:52
Not my baby.
:15:52
That's it!
:15:54
Range Rover for Stony Clover!
:15:56
Heylia, I've been working on that car for a year.
:15:58
And it still looks like shit.

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