:02:02
I know everything about them.
She's 37 years old.
:02:05
She has 2.3 children,
1.6 of which will be giris.
:02:08
She uses 16 feet, 6 inches
of toilet tissue a week...
:02:11
and fucks no more
than 4.2 times a month.
:02:14
She has seven radiators
and is worried about her weight,
:02:17
which is why we have her
on a diet.
:02:19
And because we have her on
a diet, we also encourage her...
:02:22
to reward herself with little
treats, and she deserves them.
:02:25
Because anyone existing
on 1200 calories...
:02:28
of artificial, synthetic,
orange-flavored waffle a day...
:02:31
deserves a little treat.
:02:33
"We know it's naughty,
but you do deserve it.
:02:35
Go on, darling,
swallow a bun."
:02:38
And she does.
:02:39
And the instant she does,
the guilt cuts in.
:02:42
So here we are again
with our diet.
:02:45
It's a vicious,
but quite wonderful circle,
:02:48
and it adheres
to only one rule:
:02:50
"Whatever it is, sell it."
:02:52
If you want to stay
in advertising,
:02:55
by God you'd better learn that.
:02:58
Bagley, it's not in my nature
to be a pain in the ass.
:03:02
It's been forced on me.
I just had them on the phone.
:03:05
They are phoning me back, and
I've got to give them something.
:03:07
Just tell them it's
going to be wonderful. Hi, Harry.
:03:10
I told them that.
Apart from 15 calls a day,
they couldn't be happier.
:03:14
They're getting impatient. We promised
them the enigmatic over a week ago.
:03:17
I'll be frank with you, Bagley.
I'm running out of bullshit.
:03:20
- Try massaging your temples.
- I've got to give them a date.
:03:23
Either a date or some idea
of what you're coming up with.
:03:26
I'm coming up with a brilliant
advertisement for a dull pimple cream.
:03:29
Then why can't I take a look?
Why can't I see something...
:03:32
you know, just a storyboard
or some roughs, anything...
:03:35
so as I can give them an idea
of the direction you're going in?
:03:37
- No. Any calls?
- Mr. Bristol called twice.
:03:41
- I hope you told him I was out.
- Yes, Mr. Bagley. You were out.
:03:44
Good. If he calls again,
I'm still out.
:03:46
Bagley, you have got
to give me a date.
:03:48
All right, try Monday on him.
And don't get so panicky.
:03:50
Nobody ever remembers a late delivery,
Richard. They only remember a bad one.
:03:57
Boil busters.
The boil busters.