Uncle Buck
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:48:13
Well, well, well.
:48:15
They are scraping the bottom of
the barrel for cheerleaders these days.

:48:20
What are you doing here?
:48:22
We were going out for ice cream.
Thought you might like tojoin us.

:48:26
I said I'd be home at 1 0:00.
It's not even 9:00.

:48:33
Who said anything about that? I thought
you'd like tojoin us for ice cream.

:48:37
Maybe your ''Bug'' here can join us.
We can talk about burying the hatchet.

:48:41
- Do you know what a hatchet is, Bug?
- It's an ax?

:48:44
Sort of, yeah.
:48:46
I got one in the car
ifyou'd like to see it.

:48:50
- I'll pass.
- Fair enough.

:48:52
I like to carry it. You never know
when you're going to need it.

:48:57
A situation may come up.
:49:00
For example,
someone's been drinking...

:49:03
and about to drive
a loved one home.

:49:05
Then I like to know I have it.
:49:07
Not to kill, no.
Just to maim.

:49:11
Take a little off the shoulder.
:49:15
The elbow.
Shave a little meat...

:49:17
off the old kneecap.
:49:20
You got both kneecaps?
:49:23
I like to keep mine razor-sharp.
Sharp enough to shave with them.

:49:28
I've been known
to circumcise a gnat.

:49:31
You're not a gnat, are you, Bug?
:49:33
Wait a minute.
:49:35
Bug. Gnat.
:49:38
Is there a similarity there?
:49:42
Whoa, I think there is.
:49:47
You understand
what I'm talking about?

:49:51
I don't thinkyou do.
I'll be right back.


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