Uncle Buck
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For example,
someone's been drinking...

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and about to drive
a loved one home.

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Then I like to know I have it.
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Not to kill, no.
Just to maim.

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Take a little off the shoulder.
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The elbow.
Shave a little meat...

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off the old kneecap.
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You got both kneecaps?
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I like to keep mine razor-sharp.
Sharp enough to shave with them.

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I've been known
to circumcise a gnat.

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You're not a gnat, are you, Bug?
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Wait a minute.
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Bug. Gnat.
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Is there a similarity there?
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Whoa, I think there is.
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You understand
what I'm talking about?

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I don't thinkyou do.
I'll be right back.

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I'm sorry.
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I thinkyou'd better split.
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I don't want him going berserk
with an ax on me.

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He's all talk.
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Here it is!
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Come on over!
I want to show it to you.

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Maybe later.
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He's gone in a few days.
Just relax.

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I'll get him back.
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That's a stupid thing to do
during flu season.

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I bet she's getting the tongue.

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