Uncle Buck

:01:20

Get your bag off the table.
People eat there.

:01:22

They eat on plates.

:01:24

Don't give me crap, Maizy.

:01:26

I'm telling. You said ''crap.''

:01:28

- There's nothing wrong with ''crap.''
- Really? I thought that was a swear.

:01:32

- You're thinking of ''shit.''
- Right.

:01:38

Do you mind?

:01:40

A sixth-grader chased me with his bike
and I was running.

:01:43

When I got exhausted and fell down,
he waled me with his shoe.

:01:46

- Thankyour parents for that.
- How come?

:01:49

It was their brilliant idea
to move here.

:01:51

They weren't making enough cash
in Indianapolis.

:01:53

Forget that we were
perfectly happy.

:01:55

So thank them for getting treated
like shit every day.

:01:58

- I'm telling on that one.
- Shut your face.

:02:06

- Your book bag doesn't go on the floor.
- Always have a cow.

:02:11

- Your nails are digging into my arm!
- Pick it up!

:02:16

You'rejust supposed
to open the door for us.

:02:18

You're not supposed
to kick us around.

:02:20

I'm an American.
I have rights!

:02:23

Maizy, did I kickyou around?

:02:25

No, but you said ''shit'' twice.
But only once for real.

:02:29

I've got better things to do
than baby-sit you, you little stain.

:02:32

Like what, hang out with friends
you don't have?

:02:35

Why don't you just shut up?

:02:38

Want to make me?

:02:40

When our mother fii gure isn't here,
I'm in charge.

:02:45

- I'm sick ofyou calling her that.
- Too bad.

:02:50

You moron!

:02:52

- Why do we need boys? They're so loud.
- Shut up!

:02:56

- Shut up yourself!
- We need boys...

:02:59

so they can grow up, get married
and turn into shadows.