:57:07
The elevator doors have opened.
Please leave, and watch your step.
:57:13
We'll...
We'll get the next one.
:57:17
- You don't think it had rabies?
- No.
:57:20
- We must stop them from getting wet.
- No, we have to put a lid on it.
:57:25
No cops, no media.
We'll handle this ourselves.
:57:29
- You go down to systems control.
- But there might be physical danger.
:57:34
You're supposed to handle bugs.
:57:36
Well, I'd call these some goddamn
major bugs, wouldn't you? Huh?
:57:41
Okay. But I don't think
I should try it without an expert.
:57:46
Let's go, Peltzer.
:57:52
Three, two, one. Cue Leonard.
:57:54
Hi. I'm Leonard Maltin,
and this is The Movie Police.
:57:59
First, our video watch.
:58:01
Just rereleased on video is Gremlins,
though I can't imagine why.
:58:05
I know some people found it fun, but
I'd rather have root canal work done.
:58:11
What's fun about a movie full of ugly,
mean-spirited monsters...
:58:16
...who attack innocent people?
:58:19
Are we so desperate for entertainment
that this trash passes for fun?
:58:24
Wait a minute!
:58:38
Look at this. I've been working on
making tomatoes tougher for shipping.
:58:45
- That's terrific!
- Topnotch! How do they taste?
:58:48
That's the best part. We've already
had calls from two airline chefs.
:58:58
Oh, my gosh!