:10:01
Fine.
:10:02
Welcome to Big Ben's,
the sporting goods store that has everything.
:10:07
Sporting goods
made by Americans for Americans.
:10:11
My fellow Americans,
don't forget to vote for Big Ben for Mayorl
:10:15
- Mister, do you work here?
- I sure do. How can I help you?
:10:19
I'm looking for a canteen
with a compass on it.
:10:22
I saw your commercial
and they said you have everything.
:10:24
You bet we do. This is Big Ben's.
We got canteens 365 days a year.
:10:29
- Which one of these can I fix you up with?
- This blue one.
:10:32
- Hey, sport, where did you run off to?
- This man was helping me find my canteen.
:10:37
I hope Hank wasn't bothering you. He's
excited about this camping trip we're going on.
:10:42
- You two must have a lot of fun together.
- These little rascals make life worth living.
:10:47
What the heck else are we here for, partner?
:10:50
Let's go!
:10:52
- Did you get what you wanted?
- Yeah.
:10:55
- Thanks a lot, buddy.
- My pleasure.
:10:58
- Little Benl
- What?
:11:00
Get your little butt in here.
I got a big surprise for you.
:11:05
That's right,
Big Ben's is 100 per cent American.
:11:10
I'm selling the store to the Japs.
:11:12
I... I...
:11:14
- What? Thought I was gonna leave it to you?
- Yes.
:11:18
Well, I'm not.
I'm selling to the Hirohito Corporation.
:11:24
I still get the land, right, Dad?
:11:26
No, you won't. No, no.
:11:29
I'm selling that too.
Everything from here to the river.
:11:32
What? Dad! I can't believe this.
:11:35
I slaved for you for over ten years
without even a raise or a promotion.
:11:40
Is there a lesson to be learned?
:11:42
- A lesson?
- Don't trust anyone.
:11:45
- Not even your own father?
- Especially your own father.
:11:49
You're too nice.
:11:51
I expected a little back-stabbing from you,
some ruthless scrambling to get to the top,
:11:57
but you stubbornly refuse
to follow my example.