:05:04
Oh! You're even better-looking up close.
:05:08
Excuse me.
:05:14
What?!
:05:18
- Dad, what about football?
- Thank you.
:05:21
We can play later. Don't you want
to meet these wonderful ladies?
:05:24
Out of the way, girls!
Oh, thank God! Another man!
:05:28
Another Joe I can talk to.
:05:31
I'm going crazy living here.
:05:33
You know, Mortville.
The divorcee capital of the world.
:05:37
Anyway, we're having a barbecue. So I
thought I'd be neighbourly and invite you over.
:05:42
I'm Aron Burger, I live next door.
:05:45
My name is Ben Healy
and this is my son, Junior.
:05:51
Funny-looking kid.
Anyway, we'll take this with us.
:05:55
Well, neighbour,
what do you think of my cooker?
:05:58
- Very... large.
- You bet.
:06:01
Cost me a whole month's paycheck,
but it's worth it.
:06:06
You're not impressed.
I guess your wife does the cooking.
:06:10
No, I'm... not married, actually.
:06:12
We... broke up.
:06:14
And you got the kid? Bad deal!
:06:17
Did you get screwed!
:06:19
This neighbourhood has a move-in fee.
:06:22
You have to give each of us ten dollars.
:06:25
20 bucks?! I'm not giving you diddly-squat.
:06:30
Pay us or leave!
:06:32
And with a 50-1 chick to stud ratio
in this town, you gotta get started.
:06:38
Dad, can we go?
These people are real dicks.
:06:42
Well, excuse me, Your Highness.
:06:46
I didn't realise that simple little me
and my simple little family
:06:50
weren't good enough
for your high and mighty tastes.
:06:53
Hey, I should go and slip on my silk tuxedo
:06:58
and then we can trot out
the champagne and the escargots.