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:08:01
I take the newspaper.
I leave the sardines.

:08:04
A weight off your mind,
a load off your stomach.

:08:08
- And off I go at last.
- Leaving the receiver.

:08:17
My housekeeper, yes, but...
:08:20
And noises off. Stage!
:08:25
This is her afternoon off,
so we've got the place to ourselves.

:08:30
- Wow!
- I'll just check.

:08:32
Hello? Anyone at home?
There's no one here.

:08:36
- What do you think?
- Great! It's all yours?

:08:39
Just a shack in the woods.
Converted mill, 1 6th century.

:08:43
- Must have cost a bomb.
- Ideal for business.

:08:47
Someone's coming at 4.00. Arab. Oil.
:08:49
I've got to get those files
to Basingstoke by 4.00.

:08:53
We'll just manage to fit it in...
Do it...

:08:56
- Right.
- We won't chill the champagne.

:08:59
- All these doors!
-Just a handful.

:09:02
Study, kitchen
and housekeeper's flat.

:09:04
Which one's the...you know?
:09:07
- Oh, through here.
- Fantastic!

:09:10
Now I've lost the sardines.
:09:15
- I thought no one was here.
- I'm not. Only it's the Royal...

:09:19
The race where they wear those hats.
Who are you?

:09:24
From Squire, Squire,
Hackham and Dudley.

:09:26
- Which one are you, then?
- I'm Tramplemain.

:09:30
I thought you were a burglar.
:09:33
I just dropped in
to go into a few things...

:09:37
Check some measurements...
Do one or two odd jobs.

:09:42
Oh, and I've got a prospective tenant.
:09:45
- What's wrong with this door?
- Her interest is aroused.

:09:51
That's not the bedroom.
:09:53
No, that's the downstairs bathroom
and WC.

:09:57
- The housekeeper, Mrs Crockett.
- Clackett, dear.


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