The Muppet Christmas Carol
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:10:02
Heatwave!
:10:03
This is my island in the sun
:10:07
l-I believe you've convinced them
once again. Mr Scrooge.

:10:13
At that moment.
who should arrive at the door...

:10:16
but Scrooge's nephew. Fred.
his only living relative.

:10:20
- Nephew Fred? I don't see him.
- Trust me.

:10:24
Hello? Uncle?
:10:28
- Rizzo?
- You're very good at that. Mr Dickens.

:10:31
A merry Christmas. Uncle Scrooge.
:10:34
- God save ya!
- Merry Christmas? Bah humbug.

:10:38
Quick! It'll be warmer in there.
:10:44
Christmas a humbug. Uncle?
Oh. You don't mean that. Surely.

:10:48
Actually. I think
it's colder in here.

:10:50
Merry Christmas you say?
What right have you to be merry?
You're poor enough.

:10:54
What right have you to be dismal?
You're rich enough.

:10:56
He's got him there.
The old boy's speechless.

:10:58
If I could work my will...
:11:01
every idiot who goes about
with "Merry Christmas" on his lips...

:11:04
would be cooked with his own turkey
and buried...

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- With a stake of holly through his heart.
- Well. Not quite speechless.

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- Oh. Uncle!
- Nephew...

:11:12
you keep Christmas in your own way
and let me keep it in mine.

:11:16
Christmas is a loving.
honest and charitable time.

:11:20
And though it's never put a scrap
of gold or silver in my pocket...

:11:23
I believe that Christmas has
done me good and will do me good...

:11:25
and I say. God bless it!
:11:28
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah!
:11:29
And how does one celebrate Christmas
on the unemployment line?

:11:35
Now. In these times. It was customary
on Christmas Eve...

:11:38
for well-meaning gentlemen
to call upon businesses...

:11:40
collecting donations
for the poor and homeless.

:11:45
Mr Scrooge. I presume?
:11:49
Who are you?
:11:51
We're from the Order of Victoria
Charity Foundation.

:11:54
We'd like to speak to you
about a donation.

:11:57
Ah. Welcome! This jolly old
gentleman here is Mr Scrooge.


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