Cabin Boy

- Are you sure?
- No, I'm on my way. Your family
must be very, proud of you.

We'll see ya, honey.
Hey, wait a minute.
Jennifer, come here.

I can show you
to that ship of yours.

- You will?
- Right down this road.

-Right there.
-Marvelous. I should hurry...

because they're gonna start
the banquet soon and I must
tell you, I am famished.

Well, why wouldn't ya be?
Big girls have big appetites,
don't they? [ Chuckles ]

Listen, do yourself a favor.
Don't let 'em give you any
of that flank steak bullshit.

You know what I'm sayin'?
Try, the London Broil. Yeah.

- That's a good tip. I shall do it.
- Sure, pamper yourself.

- Oh, I will.
- Oh, my. Okay.

Well, I must tell you, for a yellow-eyed,
gamey-smelling lowlife,

-you really have quite
a decent heart about you.
- Well, thanks.

I'm not gonna touch you,
shake your hand or get near you
because you're all of that.

- But I am gonna be on my way.
- Good for you.

-Off I go.
- Hey, listen, have a good trip, Suzy.

- Bye.
- Think about me, all right?
[ Chuckling ]

[ Chuckling Continues ]
Oh, man, oh, man,

do I hate them fancy lads.
Uh, hey, um... I'm looking
for the steward of the Q.C.

Uh-- I'm watching the boat till
everyone gets back from lunch.

Oh! Then departure was delayed
on my behalf. Very, good.

Uh, here's my boarding pass.
Please take me to the ship's
finest quarters 'cause I wish
to draw a hot bath. What a day.

I ain't supposed to let
nobody on the boat 'cause--

Leo, no, no, no.
I know, I look too disheveled
to board, but I assure you,
the captain will understand.

- Wow. You know the captain?
- I should say so. He owes
his entire career to my daddy.