:29:02
We stay in Hell's Bucket long enough,
that's the least of our worries.
:29:05
There's bad mojo
all around here.
:29:09
Instead of
standing around philosophizin'
like a bunch of old washer women,
:29:13
let's get to the goddamned island,
fix the boat and blow outta this hole!
:29:18
And I say we dump that jinx kid.
He's a born Jonah.
:29:22
As soon as we get to the island,
[ Snaps Fingers ] he's history,.
:29:25
We'll send him out to pick berries
or somethin' and then haul ass.
:29:29
Yeah, pick berries.
:29:36
[Whimpering ]
:29:39
- Please don't harm me.
I'm meek as a kitten. Truly I am.
- Stop. Cease.
:29:44
Listen here, boy.
You got us groin-deep in trouble...
:29:47
and I am this close to turning
your powdered ass into chum.
:29:51
I must take offense to that.
I haven't powdered my bottom
since I was 17--
:29:54
Cork it! From here on out,
since we're one hand short,
:29:57
you're gonna do every, dirty, shitty,
snot-soaked job that needs doin'
around here!
:30:02
- Got it?
- Is there any good news?
:30:05
[ Gasps ] The good news...
is that I may let you live.
:30:08
And if you behave yourself,
:30:11
we'll drop you off in Hawaii,
:30:14
-Japan, wherever the hell you're goin'.
- Thank you, Captain.
:30:17
- That's what I wanted to hear.
- Okay! First things first.
:30:20
Get outta these sissy clothes and
go put on some of Kenny's duds.
God rest his sweet soul.
:30:25
And I want you to think of
his fat, pimpled ass every time
you slip into his boots!
:30:30
I just pray that those boots
have adequate arch support
because I have problem feet--
:30:34
Git!
[ Groans ]
:30:37
Yuck.
:30:41
Okay. Here we go.
:30:44
Be calm.
Do it. Do it to it.
:30:47
Oooh! That's it. The head
came off and what's inside
stinks and that's all I'm doing.
:30:52
- I'm done.
- Hi.
:30:54
Come on, you're doing very well.
:30:56
- [ Groans ] Aaah, I hate you.
- Sorry,.
:30:59
- Ow.
- Aaah!