Cabin Boy

- Got it?
- Is there any good news?

[ Gasps ] The good news...
is that I may let you live.

And if you behave yourself,
we'll drop you off in Hawaii,
-Japan, wherever the hell you're goin'.
- Thank you, Captain.

- That's what I wanted to hear.
- Okay! First things first.

Get outta these sissy clothes and
go put on some of Kenny's duds.
God rest his sweet soul.

And I want you to think of
his fat, pimpled ass every time
you slip into his boots!

I just pray that those boots
have adequate arch support
because I have problem feet--

[ Groans ]

Okay. Here we go.
Be calm.
Do it. Do it to it.

Oooh! That's it. The head
came off and what's inside
stinks and that's all I'm doing.

- I'm done.
- Hi.

Come on, you're doing very well.
- [ Groans ] Aaah, I hate you.
- Sorry,.

- Ow.
- Aaah!

[ Deep Voice ]
He did it.

There. Now here's something
your fancy ass can't screw up.

And don't quit until every, square inch
of this deck is clean...

as a church piss house.
[ Laughing ]

[ Men Laughing ]
Oddly enough, it kind of tastes
like marzipan. Huh, go figure.

Aaaw. Aaaw.
I'm sorry,. Could you explain
this chore to me one more time?

It's a little something
we call ""outward watch.''

Here's how it works:
We'll let out some rope
so you can drift along behind us.

All you gotta do is keep
your eyes open for other boats,
cars, flying saucers, shit like that.

And exactly, how much rope
are you gonna let out,
about ten feet or so?

Two miles worth.
That sounds a trifle peculiar
but I suppose you're the experts.

Hey, one more thing? Is it true
it's unsafe to drink seawater?