Cabin Boy
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:30:02
- Got it?
- Is there any good news?

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[ Gasps ] The good news...
is that I may let you live.

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And if you behave yourself,
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we'll drop you off in Hawaii,
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-Japan, wherever the hell you're goin'.
- Thank you, Captain.

:30:17
- That's what I wanted to hear.
- Okay! First things first.

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Get outta these sissy clothes and
go put on some of Kenny's duds.
God rest his sweet soul.

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And I want you to think of
his fat, pimpled ass every time
you slip into his boots!

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I just pray that those boots
have adequate arch support
because I have problem feet--

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Git!
[ Groans ]

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Yuck.
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Okay. Here we go.
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Be calm.
Do it. Do it to it.

:30:47
Oooh! That's it. The head
came off and what's inside
stinks and that's all I'm doing.

:30:52
- I'm done.
- Hi.

:30:54
Come on, you're doing very well.
:30:56
- [ Groans ] Aaah, I hate you.
- Sorry,.

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- Ow.
- Aaah!

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[ Deep Voice ]
He did it.

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There. Now here's something
your fancy ass can't screw up.

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And don't quit until every, square inch
of this deck is clean...

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as a church piss house.
[ Laughing ]

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[ Men Laughing ]
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Oddly enough, it kind of tastes
like marzipan. Huh, go figure.

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Aaaw. Aaaw.
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I'm sorry,. Could you explain
this chore to me one more time?

:31:32
It's a little something
we call ""outward watch.''

:31:35
Here's how it works:
We'll let out some rope
so you can drift along behind us.

:31:39
All you gotta do is keep
your eyes open for other boats,
cars, flying saucers, shit like that.

:31:44
And exactly, how much rope
are you gonna let out,
about ten feet or so?

:31:48
Two miles worth.
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That sounds a trifle peculiar
but I suppose you're the experts.

:31:55
Hey, one more thing? Is it true
it's unsafe to drink seawater?


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