:17:01
You believe I saw him, don't you?
:17:05
Yes, sir, I do.
:17:08
Duddits loves me, I know that.
He loves us all.
:17:16
He would die before
he'd ever hurt us.
:17:20
So why was he calling me
into the street to get hit?
:17:25
Maybe there's more to the story
we don't get yet.
:17:33
- You don't know shit.
- Name it!
:17:35
I'll name it after we come up
with a small wager.
:17:38
- 50 bucks.
- What's the subject?
:17:40
In the movies, when people
wake up together...
:17:43
...they immediately start kissing
and going at it.
:17:46
But they never get up first, take a leak
and brush their goddamn teeth.
:17:50
Which is pretty much necessary
when you wake up.
:17:54
What's it called when
you got a constant woody?
:17:56
- You mean priapism.
- See? I'm practically priasmic.
:18:00
Priapismic.
:18:01
- Whatever! It's hard.
- That's what you're betting on?
:18:04
No, I can name the one movie where
they acknowledge the scuzzy facts of life.
:18:10
- I'll give you a quarter.
- A quarter from you. 50 bucks from you.
:18:16
- Promised Land.
- Promised Land? Never heard of it.
:18:20
Meg Ryan and what's his name?
Reefer Sutherland.
:18:23
- Kiefer.
- From, I don't know,1988 or something?
:18:26
So Meg Ryan wakes up in the morning
and says, "Where's the cat?"
:18:30
And he says, "What cat?" And she says,
"The cat that shit in my mouth."
:18:35
That will be 50 small.
:18:37
- Bullshit! You made it up.
- Could Beaver make that up?
:18:40
You can have that priceless piece
of cinematic trivia absolutely free.
:18:44
I'm filing that in the "Who-gives-a-shit"
section of my memory warehouse.
:18:49
- What's the memory warehouse?
- You don't remember?
:18:53
- I must've forgot.
- You forgot?
:18:56
- Just remind me. Don't give me shit.
- It's in his head. We've all got one.