:18:00
Priapismic.
:18:01
- Whatever! It's hard.
- That's what you're betting on?
:18:04
No, I can name the one movie where
they acknowledge the scuzzy facts of life.
:18:10
- I'll give you a quarter.
- A quarter from you. 50 bucks from you.
:18:16
- Promised Land.
- Promised Land? Never heard of it.
:18:20
Meg Ryan and what's his name?
Reefer Sutherland.
:18:23
- Kiefer.
- From, I don't know,1988 or something?
:18:26
So Meg Ryan wakes up in the morning
and says, "Where's the cat?"
:18:30
And he says, "What cat?" And she says,
"The cat that shit in my mouth."
:18:35
That will be 50 small.
:18:37
- Bullshit! You made it up.
- Could Beaver make that up?
:18:40
You can have that priceless piece
of cinematic trivia absolutely free.
:18:44
I'm filing that in the "Who-gives-a-shit"
section of my memory warehouse.
:18:49
- What's the memory warehouse?
- You don't remember?
:18:53
- I must've forgot.
- You forgot?
:18:56
- Just remind me. Don't give me shit.
- It's in his head. We've all got one.
:19:00
- Hasn't that place been condemned?
- Not yet.
:19:02
It's so crowded I have to throw something
out every time I learn something new.
:19:06
When I got my new laptop I had to
throw out all my files of rock 'n' roll lyrics.
:19:15
My warehouse was washed away
in a flood about 10 years ago.
:19:19
I didn't know they had enough beer
in Maine for a flood.
:19:24
Jonesy, if that really
is your name...
:19:29
...what do you do with the discarded files?
- I burn them.