:40:00
That big uncircumcised putz is
on the cover of Time magazine,
:40:03
and l can't even make
the top 42 for a panel show.
:40:06
Look, maybe you could warm up
the audience before the show.
:40:09
- l could throw you 50 bucks a week.
- Fifty bucks a week ?
:40:12
That should be me
on the cover of Time.
:40:14
- Shit, Herb, just sign the statement.
- Charles Van Doren.
:40:16
He wouldn't know the answer to
a doorbell if you didn't give it to him.
:40:19
Sign the statement,
and get on with your life !
:40:21
Sign the statement, Herb. Sign
the statement. Who cares if it's true ?
:40:23
- l'm giving you a chance.
- You promised me !
:40:26
You get me that panel show,
or l'm gonna bring you down
with me, ya lousy, lyin' prick !
:40:30
- You and Charles Van fuckin' Doren !
- No, you're not.
:40:33
l'll just tell everyone that it's
a fraud. That'll warm 'em up.
:40:35
- ''The fix is in,
this week on Twenty-One.''
- When's my next appointment ?
:40:38
The cover of Time ? His mug shot
will be on the cover of Time !
:40:45
What the hell
happened ?
:40:47
[ Sighs ]
Oy.
:40:51
Why am l the only one
workin' this mornin' ?
:40:52
- You got here earlier, Mooie.
- ''Demonstrators stoned Vice
President Nixon's motorcade...
:40:56
as it proceeded
through Caracas.''
:40:58
- Gee, Dick, what's the New York
Times say ? Same thing ?
- Generally.
:41:01
Most people who live in Washington
settle for the Washington papers.
:41:04
[ Goodwin ] Well, the Times
is the paper of record.
:41:06
- Ahh.
- Ooh.
:41:09
Dick hopes someday to be confused
with an important person.
:41:11
''Although the crowd was cordoned off
at a distance of a hundred yards,
:41:14
an unidentified Venezuelan struck Nixon
in the head with a thrown onion.''
:41:19
- Ow !
- The Senators should sign this guy.
:41:21
Did you guys know there was a grand jury
in New York on the quiz shows ?
:41:24
Jim Lemon can't even hit
the cutoff man. This guy throws
a 300-foot strike with an onion.
:41:27
- Have they come up with anything ?
- They sealed the presentment.
:41:30
- That's a no.
- Why do you say that ?
:41:33
A presentment's
a statement of findings.
:41:35
lf there were anything in it,
they'd want to release it
to the public, right ?
:41:37
lf the purpose is to make findings
public, then why keep it a secret ?
:41:46
[ Goodwin ] Why seal the presentment ?
lt's illogical.
:41:48
- lt's a local matter.
- lt's television.
:41:50
Whoa. TV.
:41:53
lt's under our jurisdiction,
right ? l mean, we have
oversight over all the agencies.
:41:56
- lt includes the F.C.C.
- You're gonna investigate
a dead investigation ?